the story of the great hairy ape

The Great Apes of the Himalayas

Fig2.1
Characterised by short,disproportionate bodies that have

irregular hand, leg and torso ratios, the Great Apes of the Himalayas are a species of ancient apes that have existed through the Ice Age. They have developed charactistics, such as hair that is so thick, Rapunzel seems like some Botak Bitch. This has enabled them to be survivors when dinosaurs, who have walnut sized brains, died due to the inability to process information well when they only have 3 million brain cells that are degenerating at the speed of 299 792 458 braincells(Bc.)/s, which coincidentally, happen to be the speed of light.Thus,theoretically speaking, they will have a pea brain in like less than 1second. Apparently, due to the invasion of modern technology, these majestic apes have now been scattered through all over the world.

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All over the world, the discovery of the existence of The Great Apes of the Himalayas have created a furore amongst the scientific community. As seen from fig 2.1, it must have been confusing as to why the background seen is not snow blanketed. This is no camera trick. But what is seen from the above picture is the Great Ape of the Himalayas undergoing stage 2 of the shedding of its hairy countenance, after a relocation to a tropical country, such as Singapore. Fig 2.2 shows how hairy can this Great Ape be. That was how they loked like during the Ice Age. However, strangely enough, they have turned into a odd brown coulouration. After intensive research, it appears that the in tropical countries, the intensive uv rays tends to turn fair people into un-fair people. Look at Fig 2.2. does it look like this thing has any melatonin? Its unbelievably white, its unreal! Even Michael Jackson, who's supposed to have Vitiligo, which sounds like Viagra, tetanus, libido deficiency(Low Sex Drive) and gonorrhea, doesn't get any whiter than this.
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Finally, after years, centuries of evolution, the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas has emerged. It has improved in brain capacity, and thus, as a result, they are well accepted into society, but they still have one survival adaptation that continues to terrify them. As shown in figure 2.3 is the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas, and it is tragic, that survival attributes have been something that is impossible to get rid of. Fig2.4

That would be the seasonal shedding of hair which tends to clog up any water body that it comes into contact with, ranging from the toilet bowl, to Geylang park connector canal(even though theoretically speaking, its already clogged) and Marina Barrage.

To survive in this fast paced society, they have learned to infiltrate into crowds of people. Can you even tell the difference in Fig 2.4? Is there anyone who seems strangely out of place? Absolutely negative. In fact, the Great Ape is actually the one taking the picture.

This concludes my genealogy of the Great Ape of The Himalayas. This short flow chart sums up my thesis.

Evolution of Man.

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