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Fuck, still losing to the human brain. i got two e's there.

Anyway, today was an utterly trashed day. From 12.51 to 14.28, that is a phenomenal drop of 1min 27 seconds for my napfa! okay, enough about the moping, now, i proudly present to you, part 2 of 8 of the secret lives of the loners.

THE SECRET LIVES OF THE LONERS(PART 2 OF 8)

presented by: MEDIACRAP(no pun intended)

Teck: heard that you got a chiobu now leh, from where, vietnam ar?

:No la, mai siao la, the new chiobu is a local, local flavour you know, as local as bedok bah chor mee and call girl from orchard towers.

Teck:Got picture or not?Can describe her to me or not? Or best, bring her come marina bay, we feed her seafood, then we feed her beer, then we feed her to the pimp at lorong 21, geylang.

: Okay la, description: With a figure as curvaceous as the tan curve, she hides no excess fat, the ratio of her vital statistics form a good proportion of the result you get from the intersection points of 5sinA and 2cos3A , which is undoubtedly a sculpture from none other than that of Archimedes and Pythagoras, the 2 most ultimate people of all time. she is so young, for once, i can feel the bliss of being a father, albeit a single one. She is the hourglass of hourglasses, and she makes me enjoy the bliss of the heavens and the searing heat of hell. She makes me want to sing this:

"i have a dick

so long and thick,

my own 2 balls,

feel round and big."

Teck: Wah lao eh, so picture how? Eh, you know or not, sell her can get commission one leh, big time you know. Eh, you need money for your coffin money leh!

: Eh, why you so impatient! guai lan lah! 好东西是值得等待地！（see my chinese so good!)

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