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The title was a demonstration of how people who try to test their finger speed always lose to the human brain.

Fun new game for people to play: try to type 'he' very fast, alternating between h and e as fast as you can. then see how many consecutive e's or h's you get!


Hehe, really want to thank everybody for sending me birthday wishes! when i woke up, my inbox was spammed, and honestly, for a long time, i haven't felt so good:) never did i expect such warmness from everyone, and so i want to tell everyone: YOU ARE REALLY CLASSMATES THAT ARE SO UNIQUE, AND I COULD'T HAVE SEARCHED MORE FURTHER,THAN TO HAVE FANTASTIC AND WONDERFUL CLASSMATES LIKE YOU!

okay, so let me tell a little story! The main characters are a brady bunch from jalan kayu, singapore


ACT 1: The secret lives of the loners(part 1 of an 8 part drama serial)


yours truly: MEDIACRAP (No pun intended here, even though it sounds wrong)


TECK:Oi, ah seng ah, heard you hook up with the girl from yio chu kang link! What's her name ar.. yeah, the PAMELA la! Wah, not bad sia!


PAMELA


: Aiyah, okay only la! Whole day stay at home and play with calculator also not fun what, relax once in a while, also not bad la. Some more i 40 already la, don't find someone, i think i will become like some kind of Deuce Bigalow American Gigolo.


TECK: Eh, so what make you feel high, you know la, when the people at your workplace only make you feel so low? of course la, then you so loner, what PAMELA see in you?



: She's not the average dumb blondes that you see. She's got real brains and a big ches..sorry, i meant big heart. She's really smart you know, when i asked her what a durex is, she immediately told me, it a piece of rubber. I was so happy to meet intellectuals like her, and i decided that, yes, she is the one for me.

TECK: Wah lan eh. like that also can.


:of course lah, and then hor, i stand beside her, my head at her chest level leh, then right, i can don't feel lousy about myself, cause you know lah, her chest even bigger than my big head!

TECK: wah liao eh, you damn good leh....

editors note: this story is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblances to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Stay tuned for the next episode!