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Fuck, still losing to the human brain. i got two e's there.

Anyway, today was an utterly trashed day. From 12.51 to 14.28, that is a phenomenal drop of 1min 27 seconds for my napfa! okay, enough about the moping, now, i proudly present to you, part 2 of 8 of the secret lives of the loners.

THE SECRET LIVES OF THE LONERS(PART 2 OF 8)

presented by: MEDIACRAP(no pun intended)

Teck: heard that you got a chiobu now leh, from where, vietnam ar?

:No la, mai siao la, the new chiobu is a local, local flavour you know, as local as bedok bah chor mee and call girl from orchard towers.

Teck:Got picture or not?Can describe her to me or not? Or best, bring her come marina bay, we feed her seafood, then we feed her beer, then we feed her to the pimp at lorong 21, geylang.

: Okay la, description: With a figure as curvaceous as the tan curve, she hides no excess fat, the ratio of her vital statistics form a good proportion of the result you get from the intersection points of 5sinA and 2cos3A , which is undoubtedly a sculpture from none other than that of Archimedes and Pythagoras, the 2 most ultimate people of all time. she is so young, for once, i can feel the bliss of being a father, albeit a single one. She is the hourglass of hourglasses, and she makes me enjoy the bliss of the heavens and the searing heat of hell. She makes me want to sing this:

"i have a dick

so long and thick,

my own 2 balls,

feel round and big."

Teck: Wah lao eh, so picture how? Eh, you know or not, sell her can get commission one leh, big time you know. Eh, you need money for your coffin money leh!

: Eh, why you so impatient! guai lan lah! 好东西是值得等待地！（see my chinese so good!)

PICTURE:

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The title was a demonstration of how people who try to test their finger speed always lose to the human brain.

Fun new game for people to play: try to type 'he' very fast, alternating between h and e as fast as you can. then see how many consecutive e's or h's you get!


Hehe, really want to thank everybody for sending me birthday wishes! when i woke up, my inbox was spammed, and honestly, for a long time, i haven't felt so good:) never did i expect such warmness from everyone, and so i want to tell everyone: YOU ARE REALLY CLASSMATES THAT ARE SO UNIQUE, AND I COULD'T HAVE SEARCHED MORE FURTHER,THAN TO HAVE FANTASTIC AND WONDERFUL CLASSMATES LIKE YOU!

okay, so let me tell a little story! The main characters are a brady bunch from jalan kayu, singapore


ACT 1: The secret lives of the loners(part 1 of an 8 part drama serial)


yours truly: MEDIACRAP (No pun intended here, even though it sounds wrong)


TECK:Oi, ah seng ah, heard you hook up with the girl from yio chu kang link! What's her name ar.. yeah, the PAMELA la! Wah, not bad sia!


PAMELA


: Aiyah, okay only la! Whole day stay at home and play with calculator also not fun what, relax once in a while, also not bad la. Some more i 40 already la, don't find someone, i think i will become like some kind of Deuce Bigalow American Gigolo.


TECK: Eh, so what make you feel high, you know la, when the people at your workplace only make you feel so low? of course la, then you so loner, what PAMELA see in you?



: She's not the average dumb blondes that you see. She's got real brains and a big ches..sorry, i meant big heart. She's really smart you know, when i asked her what a durex is, she immediately told me, it a piece of rubber. I was so happy to meet intellectuals like her, and i decided that, yes, she is the one for me.

TECK: Wah lan eh. like that also can.


:of course lah, and then hor, i stand beside her, my head at her chest level leh, then right, i can don't feel lousy about myself, cause you know lah, her chest even bigger than my big head!

TECK: wah liao eh, you damn good leh....

editors note: this story is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblances to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Stay tuned for the next episode!

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oh man, family guy is like the funniest thing i have ever seen! hehe, even though they are politically incorrect, this is like damn funny.

hehe, yesterday went to the leadership training with Kamy:) it was quite okay, except that the games were damn boring. But on the whole, it was really enriching! Kudos to jiaying, who waited till 4! hehe, short post for now. but tonight, when i get inspiration, hehe, i will blog a longer one:)

the story of the great hairy ape

The Great Apes of the Himalayas

Fig2.1
Characterised by short,disproportionate bodies that have

irregular hand, leg and torso ratios, the Great Apes of the Himalayas are a species of ancient apes that have existed through the Ice Age. They have developed charactistics, such as hair that is so thick, Rapunzel seems like some Botak Bitch. This has enabled them to be survivors when dinosaurs, who have walnut sized brains, died due to the inability to process information well when they only have 3 million brain cells that are degenerating at the speed of 299 792 458 braincells(Bc.)/s, which coincidentally, happen to be the speed of light.Thus,theoretically speaking, they will have a pea brain in like less than 1second. Apparently, due to the invasion of modern technology, these majestic apes have now been scattered through all over the world.

Fig2.2

All over the world, the discovery of the existence of The Great Apes of the Himalayas have created a furore amongst the scientific community. As seen from fig 2.1, it must have been confusing as to why the background seen is not snow blanketed. This is no camera trick. But what is seen from the above picture is the Great Ape of the Himalayas undergoing stage 2 of the shedding of its hairy countenance, after a relocation to a tropical country, such as Singapore. Fig 2.2 shows how hairy can this Great Ape be. That was how they loked like during the Ice Age. However, strangely enough, they have turned into a odd brown coulouration. After intensive research, it appears that the in tropical countries, the intensive uv rays tends to turn fair people into un-fair people. Look at Fig 2.2. does it look like this thing has any melatonin? Its unbelievably white, its unreal! Even Michael Jackson, who's supposed to have Vitiligo, which sounds like Viagra, tetanus, libido deficiency(Low Sex Drive) and gonorrhea, doesn't get any whiter than this.
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Finally, after years, centuries of evolution, the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas has emerged. It has improved in brain capacity, and thus, as a result, they are well accepted into society, but they still have one survival adaptation that continues to terrify them. As shown in figure 2.3 is the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas, and it is tragic, that survival attributes have been something that is impossible to get rid of. Fig2.4

That would be the seasonal shedding of hair which tends to clog up any water body that it comes into contact with, ranging from the toilet bowl, to Geylang park connector canal(even though theoretically speaking, its already clogged) and Marina Barrage.

To survive in this fast paced society, they have learned to infiltrate into crowds of people. Can you even tell the difference in Fig 2.4? Is there anyone who seems strangely out of place? Absolutely negative. In fact, the Great Ape is actually the one taking the picture.

This concludes my genealogy of the Great Ape of The Himalayas. This short flow chart sums up my thesis.

Evolution of Man.

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hehe, bday coming!!

yoz...all i want for my birthday is:

1. Spending A Great Day With My Clique:)
2. nothing much le....
hehe... i also dun know leh...hai..

hehe, yesterday, went to buy psp, and found out that they offering a super package at $330, so, i am going to save a bit more first, then get the 330 package, which comes with 8 gb memory card, the mod, in case it reverts back to default and other accessories! hehe, hai, promised yiqian they all that i bring on monday, but to get value, must wait! Till then, i must bear with my withdrawal symptoms! ouch...

hehe, never knew that blogging could be so fun! okay, serious already. hehe, today, went to japanese lessons and the teacher taught this: 五段动词，上下一段，さ段、か段。this is the four basic grammar aspects. There are 2 more:　自动词，他动词。hehe, quite fun and still quite easy to absorb.

so, right i saw this bird on a table, then beside it got one can of red bull, then beside the red bull got a pair of caucasians. Remember the red bull commercial where the man drank red bull and pissed on the bird who pissed on him? yeah, i really wanted to see what happened next, but i was running late for service... when i came back after the service, i saw two specks of bird shit on the floor. I wonder what happened...

And i just read wing yee's blog. there is a Guitar meets Zhongruan concert! how cool can that get? this is a very interesting combination as i have seen collaborations between concert bands and chinese orchestra troupes before, but not this combination before! how cool!

Yoz:)

woohoo, read Wing yee's blog just now and she really made me feel excited about blogging again!! I remember like last time when i tried to use a visitation counter, it took me like 1 month to get 10 hits, and then i realised something, my blog title was called lonely girl, then i knew why i got only 10 hits. Cause when you type lonely girl on google blogs, the first website that pops out is playboy. Then no one reads my blog anymore. So, i deleted it.

Gosh, hehe, i also don't know wat to write. okay, i think i must upload family guy and southpark here. family guy, a wrong sitcom on sexism and southpark, another wrong sitcom on racism.

Yep, this week was extremely fun!! Ever since this term began, our clique has drawn closer, and even though we only met each other for like six months, but it feels like we have just met each other! There is just so much that we have in common with each other and sometimes, i just wish that time wouldn't pass so fast!

hee hee, yesterday, which is the day before today, by which i mean the day before 11 july, was friday. And to continue, the day before yesterday, which is 2 days before today, was thursday. on the day before yesterday, wing yee and i went to eatz culture outside the school, and it was like full of people from jt, its practically the camp ground for 3jt! hee hee, it was like damn funny, especially when we start to compare rib cages and like omg, when i stood beside wing yee today, i realised that she was became taller! So cool!!

the day before today, which was yesterday, 10 july, we walked to singpost and we camped at the kfc there. After having the meal, then people started to mix the leftovers and the cloeslaw together, then we played 终极密码. the loser gets to eat the mixture. Next time,i will make a mental note to make sure that no one can zao. hehe, wing yee, next time,i will make you stay..........