FOR THE RECORD ONE PIECE ROCKS!!!!!

WOWOW, suddenly, i felt this urge to post, after reading some posts on a forum comparing bleach, Naruto and one piece. Hehe , just some background information each series, for one piece, please read the previous post. Okay, for Naruto, i only watched shippuden, cause thats what my friend recommended, its a follow up on Naruto, the nine tailed fox, chasing down his best friend, Uchiha Sasuke, who was unfortunately lured by the antagonist of the story, Urochimaru, to serve under him. Bleach is about a teenage boy who was able to see hollows or ghosts since birth, spoiler alert (cause his dad is a shinigami, a death god) and his mom was killed by a hollow to save him. Thus, developing a sense of justice, he vowed to protect those dear to him. One day, he was granted the power of a shinigami, and became a death god, and goes to any lengths to save his friends.

Bleach has a rather complicated plot, so i don't want to explain the storyline too much, as it would take up half the page. Okay, so here goes, ONE PIECE, then NARUTO and lastly, BLEACH. This is how i would rank them!!!

How should i phrase this. Bleach was extremely entertaining for the first 60 episodes, when Ichigo went to save Rukia from soul society, to prevent her from being killed by the soukyouku( a weapon to destroy the soul of the shinigami). That was DAMN EPIC, i swear, i think i cleared that section in 5 days. IT was ultimate, even up till now, nothing in one piece or naruto ever matched up to that. It was a spark of genius, so, when i watched on, i expected much more, so, when it came the fillers about the undead vampires who live on human souls, i can't remember that segment, i was like bored to my bones, it was the worst thing i had ever watched. How can an anime so good produce stuff of two extremes? then came the arrancar and espada section, good eye candy, grimmjow and ulquiorra to name some, but the plot was recycled!!! What the FUCK? Save Rukia first, then save Orihime? what the hell la? then it got progressively worse, with the filler on the princess?okay, granted, the fights between ichigo and the mercenaries are epic, still on 10/10 standard, but its really boring me out now. then now, only after another say 40 episodes, they go to another filler? this is the worst filler man, about muramasa, and the zanpakutou(or soul slaying blade) spirits? Man, Bleach needs a Big Time Clean Up to survive. Now, still hanging on, cause i want to see the fights between the espada and shinigami. Buck UP Bleach! Rating: ave: 6/10

Now, Naruto, i cant really judge, cause i am basing it on shippuden only. But anyway, if i am not wrong, shippuden is much better than Naruto itself. oh, Shippuden, its really epic!!!

i only watched up to the part where GAARA fought DEIDARA, but anyways, before that itself, i was like really enjoying the Shippuden series. With Great, Epic and Large Scale fighting scenes, that really blew my mind out, shippuden officially Rocks!! it had great character development too, and i was really surprised by Naruto's big heart, even though he likes sakura haruno, he keeps quiet, to prevent sakura from having to choose between him and sasuke! THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY. Thus, i like this element of surprise and honesty that Naruto provides. YOU SEE, up to now, shippuden really impressed me, i have no bad comments, i would give it a Whopping 10/10. this is subject to change, when i see more. Now, isn't this strange, why is one piece first, if naruto has gotten 10/10? well, because, bleach was good, naruto was better, but one piece is the BEST!!!

ONE PIECE, I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN CAPS HERE. THIS SERIES DESERVES IT! ONE PIECE, I DID NOT REALLY MIND THE LOUSY, EVEN CRAPPY DRAWING, AND THUS,THIS IS A MATTER OF TASTE. IT ALL BEGAN, WHEN I HEARD FROM KAHBING THAT ONE PIECE WAS THE ALL TIME FAVORITE IN JAPAN. OOOH, I THOUGHT, AND I REMEMBERED THE ONE PIECE THAT WAS SHOWN ON KIDS CENTRAL IN THE PAST, WHEN I WAS I P4, I THINK I HATED IT, CAUSED IT WAS DUBBED. VICTIMS OF ENGLISH DUBBED VERSIONS ALWAYS TEND TO MISJUDGE THE SERIES. I RE-WATCHED IT ON A ONLINE WEBSITE, AND I TELL YOU, I WAS SPAMMING 10 EPISODES A DAY SINCE. AND I STILL TOOK TWO MONTHS TO FINISH. ONE PIECE HAS BEEN AIRING SINCE 1999, IT JUST CELEBRATED THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 4 MONTHS AGO. ONE PIECE IS FUCKING EPIC. WITH PERFECT ELEMENTS, FILLERS THAT LAST NO LONGER( SERIOUSLY) THAN 2 EPISODES, IT GOES BACK TO THE STORY LIKE CHAPTERS IN A STORYBOOK AND LEAVES THE AUDIENCE BEGGING FOR MORE! ONE PIECE CONSISTS OF HEARTWARMING SECTIONS, I CRIED EACH TIME THERE WERE FLASHBACKS, AND THE CHARACTERS(9 MAIN ONES IN ALL) ARE ACTUALLY DEEP AND COMPLICATING PERSONA'S, THAT EVERYBODY, YES EVERYBODY, CAN RELATE TO. THERE ARE MANY ARCS TO THE STORY, NAMELY: BUGGY, KURONEKO, ARLONG, CAPTAIN 'AXE-HAND" MORGAN, BARATIE, LOGUETOWN, REVERSE MOUNTAIN, LABOON, DRUM KINGDOM, BAROQUE WORKS, SHICHIBUKAI CROCODILE, SKYPIEA,WATER 7, ENIES LOBBY( CP9) , THRILLER BARK, SABAODY ARCHIPELAGO AND MOST RECENTLY IMPEL DOWN! WOW, ALL THAT IN 400 EPISODES, SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THE KICK ASS ACTION PROVIDED! EACH ARC LASTS LIKE 30 EPISODES, SO REALLY, YOU HAVE TONS TO LOOK FORWARD TOO! ONE PIECE FAN 4EVA!

SORRY NARUTO, BUT I GOTTA GIVE ONE PIECE AN EPIC RATING OF 100/10! IT IS DAMNNED GOOD! REALLY, IF YOU LIKED BLEACH AT THE BEGINNING, YOU WILL FALL CRAZY OVER ONE PIECE! WITH ITS SLAPSTICK HUMOR( SOGEKING!!!), AND SERIOUS HEARTWARMING EPISODES, WITH LOTS OF FOOD FOR THOUGHT,ALL WELL BALANCED, I WOULDN'T MIND WAITING FOR 2 WEEKS, FOR FILLERS TO FINISH, CAUSE I REALLY LOVE ONE PIECE! HAVING GROWN ON ME, ONE PIECE WAS UNDOUBTEDLY, FUCKING GOOD. HEHE, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, ONE PIECE! PERHAPS BLEACH COULD TAKE A LEAF OUT OF ONE PIECE'S BOOK, IT DOES NOT REALLY MATTER ON THE DRAWING, BUT THE STORYLINE IS VERY IMPORTANT! WELL, HAVING SAID THAT, BLEACH IS IN TOO DEEP TO DRAW CRAPPY STUFF NOW, ITS PRACTICALLY ALL EYE CANDY ANYWAY. OH, AND THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN, ONE PIECE HAS GREAT OPENING AND ENDING THEMES, ALL ARE INSPIRING. I MEAN IT. I DON'T SEE THIS IN NARUTO OR BLEACH, SO, THIS IS ONE BAD POINT.

ONE PIECE, YOU ROCK!

wah kao, damn long never post already

Hehe, wow wow, just finished watching the 426th episode of One Piece! Started watching about one and a half months ago, and totally hooked on it! Hehe, Bleach getting boring already.... they better come out with the espada fights soon, or not i will die before the muramasa and the zanpakutou filler is over..

okay, 101 on the One piece series!!!

This is the one piece main character: MONKEY.D.LUFFY

Monkey.D.Luffy -Captain of the Strawhat pirates( 麦わら海賊団) Super amazing, always appears at the right time to save the day, to beat the crap out of those who dare to oppose him in his ambition to be the Pirate King, by finding the legendary treasure, one piece! He never loses, and to see the way he beats the crap out of the people who look down on him, i get the WTH and the point middle finger urge when he totally trashes his opponent! The way he sacrifices everything to save his crew is just heart-wrenching. Rarely has an anime moved me like this:)

These are his crew mates: in chronological order

1. RORONOA ZORO

The first crew member to join the Strawhat pirate crew. Zoro has an ambition to be the best swordsman in the world, and to do that, he aims to defeat the supposedly best swordsman in the world, SHICHIBUKAI MIHAWK. After being rescued by luffy from execution, he swears his life to his captain and he is arguably the most respectful of the captain since they go back a long way and he is willing to bear his captain's pain even if it costs him his life!( Go watch thriller bark arch)

2. (burglar cat)NAMI

Nami is the second crew member that joins luffy. She has a tangled past, but luffy sees past that, and he sees her honest side, which she has always tried to hide away, to save her village and the lives of her villagers from the hands of evil mermen( Arlong arch). Luffy saves her from the clutches of her captors, and along the travels with luffy, she has never failed to be amazed by the pure-heartedness of her captain, and yet, she sees in him the side of her she never faced up to, forming an attachment between her and luffy.

3. USOPP- don't feel like talking about him, like damn irritating but important to keep the script going

4. 'Black leg' SANJI

This guy is also called(love cook) because he is the cook of the ship strawhat pirates, and he cannot resist beautiful women. Sorry, i couldn't help but put his wanted picture because its a drawn picture!!! it looks nothing like him, because the marine photographer forgot to take off the lens cap when taking the picture!! damn funny, cause sanji is a tad cute, i must admit:) Living by the mantra of never hitting women, he protects this mantra of his, even on the verge of death!

This makes up the five people which entered the Grand line on their ship Going Merry, and there will be four more people who join them, all of which, are extremely funny!

hey:)

blogging in school now, cause waiting for fellowship time with my followup and then the teacher's day performance just ended.

hehe, we did a parody of the visa matt harding commercial, and it really had good effect, so i would say that it was a resounding success:)

okay, just wasting the time here, cause i am really bored, finished the history group task and so theres only the part about the individual report left. really sian, cause only got one day holiday, and its like 3 tests in 2 days beginning wednesday. Andy having finals tomorrow and its like teacher's day? jia yous okay, final stretch before A levels, do well than can get a scholarship:)

hehe, ending this post with the visa video(parody) and yep, just wanna tell
wing yee: Yo, woman, lets move on and really enjoy ourselves tomorrow, okay? hehe, cause it really feels wierd to see you sad and listless. hehe, really sorry about the four leave clover, it was really my fault for being so careless, and hey, dont feel sad okay, cause lady luck will shine on you, even without the clover, because, you are one awesome gal!! Hey, i really feel that we have become very close since the start of this year, cause we hardly associated then, hehe, conflicts do occur between close friends, but i feel that i can be myself when i am with you and i dont feel the pressure to keep up with others,so it has really been a blessing to have met you!:) yoz:)

To kaiwen: really want to smack your ass la! hehe, you never fail to crack me up when you say "okay" its really very funny and sometimes i myself find it hard to believe i am stunned for words! so yoz, keep this up and really, one day, i think i will see you on some comedy show!

jiaying: you ar! only make me angry only:) hehe, no la,i really enjoy your presence, cause you never fail to make me smile and your sincerity is really heart warming. sometimes i feel bad that i trouble you, but then again i feel very lucky to have met you, because i really feel appreciated when i am with you!

To my dear friends: you are the best! the best people i could have ever met! I grew a lot over this period of time, and i really enjoy spending each and every moment with you all. sorry if i seem unconcerned at times,i do care,its just that i dont know what i can do, and it makes me feel bad.Hehe, spending time with you all has made me aware of others feelings and yep, it has really taken away my selfishness, as you all are unique people that have lit up my life, and made it complete!

HOSAY AR!

GOT MY NEW PSP 3000 WITH CHICKHEN MOD+ CFW 5.03GEN-A!!!! HOSAY BO! PICTURES WILL BE UPLOADED TONIGHT! LOOK FORWARD TO IT!!!

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Fuck, still losing to the human brain. i got two e's there.

Anyway, today was an utterly trashed day. From 12.51 to 14.28, that is a phenomenal drop of 1min 27 seconds for my napfa! okay, enough about the moping, now, i proudly present to you, part 2 of 8 of the secret lives of the loners.

THE SECRET LIVES OF THE LONERS(PART 2 OF 8)

presented by: MEDIACRAP(no pun intended)

Teck: heard that you got a chiobu now leh, from where, vietnam ar?

:No la, mai siao la, the new chiobu is a local, local flavour you know, as local as bedok bah chor mee and call girl from orchard towers.

Teck:Got picture or not?Can describe her to me or not? Or best, bring her come marina bay, we feed her seafood, then we feed her beer, then we feed her to the pimp at lorong 21, geylang.

: Okay la, description: With a figure as curvaceous as the tan curve, she hides no excess fat, the ratio of her vital statistics form a good proportion of the result you get from the intersection points of 5sinA and 2cos3A , which is undoubtedly a sculpture from none other than that of Archimedes and Pythagoras, the 2 most ultimate people of all time. she is so young, for once, i can feel the bliss of being a father, albeit a single one. She is the hourglass of hourglasses, and she makes me enjoy the bliss of the heavens and the searing heat of hell. She makes me want to sing this:

"i have a dick

so long and thick,

my own 2 balls,

feel round and big."

Teck: Wah lao eh, so picture how? Eh, you know or not, sell her can get commission one leh, big time you know. Eh, you need money for your coffin money leh!

: Eh, why you so impatient! guai lan lah! 好东西是值得等待地！（see my chinese so good!)

PICTURE:

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The title was a demonstration of how people who try to test their finger speed always lose to the human brain.

Fun new game for people to play: try to type 'he' very fast, alternating between h and e as fast as you can. then see how many consecutive e's or h's you get!


Hehe, really want to thank everybody for sending me birthday wishes! when i woke up, my inbox was spammed, and honestly, for a long time, i haven't felt so good:) never did i expect such warmness from everyone, and so i want to tell everyone: YOU ARE REALLY CLASSMATES THAT ARE SO UNIQUE, AND I COULD'T HAVE SEARCHED MORE FURTHER,THAN TO HAVE FANTASTIC AND WONDERFUL CLASSMATES LIKE YOU!

okay, so let me tell a little story! The main characters are a brady bunch from jalan kayu, singapore


ACT 1: The secret lives of the loners(part 1 of an 8 part drama serial)


yours truly: MEDIACRAP (No pun intended here, even though it sounds wrong)


TECK:Oi, ah seng ah, heard you hook up with the girl from yio chu kang link! What's her name ar.. yeah, the PAMELA la! Wah, not bad sia!


PAMELA


: Aiyah, okay only la! Whole day stay at home and play with calculator also not fun what, relax once in a while, also not bad la. Some more i 40 already la, don't find someone, i think i will become like some kind of Deuce Bigalow American Gigolo.


TECK: Eh, so what make you feel high, you know la, when the people at your workplace only make you feel so low? of course la, then you so loner, what PAMELA see in you?



: She's not the average dumb blondes that you see. She's got real brains and a big ches..sorry, i meant big heart. She's really smart you know, when i asked her what a durex is, she immediately told me, it a piece of rubber. I was so happy to meet intellectuals like her, and i decided that, yes, she is the one for me.

TECK: Wah lan eh. like that also can.


:of course lah, and then hor, i stand beside her, my head at her chest level leh, then right, i can don't feel lousy about myself, cause you know lah, her chest even bigger than my big head!

TECK: wah liao eh, you damn good leh....

editors note: this story is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblances to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Stay tuned for the next episode!

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oh man, family guy is like the funniest thing i have ever seen! hehe, even though they are politically incorrect, this is like damn funny.

hehe, yesterday went to the leadership training with Kamy:) it was quite okay, except that the games were damn boring. But on the whole, it was really enriching! Kudos to jiaying, who waited till 4! hehe, short post for now. but tonight, when i get inspiration, hehe, i will blog a longer one:)

the story of the great hairy ape

The Great Apes of the Himalayas

Fig2.1
Characterised by short,disproportionate bodies that have

irregular hand, leg and torso ratios, the Great Apes of the Himalayas are a species of ancient apes that have existed through the Ice Age. They have developed charactistics, such as hair that is so thick, Rapunzel seems like some Botak Bitch. This has enabled them to be survivors when dinosaurs, who have walnut sized brains, died due to the inability to process information well when they only have 3 million brain cells that are degenerating at the speed of 299 792 458 braincells(Bc.)/s, which coincidentally, happen to be the speed of light.Thus,theoretically speaking, they will have a pea brain in like less than 1second. Apparently, due to the invasion of modern technology, these majestic apes have now been scattered through all over the world.

Fig2.2

All over the world, the discovery of the existence of The Great Apes of the Himalayas have created a furore amongst the scientific community. As seen from fig 2.1, it must have been confusing as to why the background seen is not snow blanketed. This is no camera trick. But what is seen from the above picture is the Great Ape of the Himalayas undergoing stage 2 of the shedding of its hairy countenance, after a relocation to a tropical country, such as Singapore. Fig 2.2 shows how hairy can this Great Ape be. That was how they loked like during the Ice Age. However, strangely enough, they have turned into a odd brown coulouration. After intensive research, it appears that the in tropical countries, the intensive uv rays tends to turn fair people into un-fair people. Look at Fig 2.2. does it look like this thing has any melatonin? Its unbelievably white, its unreal! Even Michael Jackson, who's supposed to have Vitiligo, which sounds like Viagra, tetanus, libido deficiency(Low Sex Drive) and gonorrhea, doesn't get any whiter than this.
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Finally, after years, centuries of evolution, the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas has emerged. It has improved in brain capacity, and thus, as a result, they are well accepted into society, but they still have one survival adaptation that continues to terrify them. As shown in figure 2.3 is the new face of the Great Apes of the Himalayas, and it is tragic, that survival attributes have been something that is impossible to get rid of. Fig2.4

That would be the seasonal shedding of hair which tends to clog up any water body that it comes into contact with, ranging from the toilet bowl, to Geylang park connector canal(even though theoretically speaking, its already clogged) and Marina Barrage.

To survive in this fast paced society, they have learned to infiltrate into crowds of people. Can you even tell the difference in Fig 2.4? Is there anyone who seems strangely out of place? Absolutely negative. In fact, the Great Ape is actually the one taking the picture.

This concludes my genealogy of the Great Ape of The Himalayas. This short flow chart sums up my thesis.

Evolution of Man.

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hehe, bday coming!!

yoz...all i want for my birthday is:

1. Spending A Great Day With My Clique:)
2. nothing much le....
hehe... i also dun know leh...hai..

hehe, yesterday, went to buy psp, and found out that they offering a super package at $330, so, i am going to save a bit more first, then get the 330 package, which comes with 8 gb memory card, the mod, in case it reverts back to default and other accessories! hehe, hai, promised yiqian they all that i bring on monday, but to get value, must wait! Till then, i must bear with my withdrawal symptoms! ouch...

hehe, never knew that blogging could be so fun! okay, serious already. hehe, today, went to japanese lessons and the teacher taught this: 五段动词，上下一段，さ段、か段。this is the four basic grammar aspects. There are 2 more:　自动词，他动词。hehe, quite fun and still quite easy to absorb.

so, right i saw this bird on a table, then beside it got one can of red bull, then beside the red bull got a pair of caucasians. Remember the red bull commercial where the man drank red bull and pissed on the bird who pissed on him? yeah, i really wanted to see what happened next, but i was running late for service... when i came back after the service, i saw two specks of bird shit on the floor. I wonder what happened...

And i just read wing yee's blog. there is a Guitar meets Zhongruan concert! how cool can that get? this is a very interesting combination as i have seen collaborations between concert bands and chinese orchestra troupes before, but not this combination before! how cool!

Yoz:)

woohoo, read Wing yee's blog just now and she really made me feel excited about blogging again!! I remember like last time when i tried to use a visitation counter, it took me like 1 month to get 10 hits, and then i realised something, my blog title was called lonely girl, then i knew why i got only 10 hits. Cause when you type lonely girl on google blogs, the first website that pops out is playboy. Then no one reads my blog anymore. So, i deleted it.

Gosh, hehe, i also don't know wat to write. okay, i think i must upload family guy and southpark here. family guy, a wrong sitcom on sexism and southpark, another wrong sitcom on racism.

Yep, this week was extremely fun!! Ever since this term began, our clique has drawn closer, and even though we only met each other for like six months, but it feels like we have just met each other! There is just so much that we have in common with each other and sometimes, i just wish that time wouldn't pass so fast!

hee hee, yesterday, which is the day before today, by which i mean the day before 11 july, was friday. And to continue, the day before yesterday, which is 2 days before today, was thursday. on the day before yesterday, wing yee and i went to eatz culture outside the school, and it was like full of people from jt, its practically the camp ground for 3jt! hee hee, it was like damn funny, especially when we start to compare rib cages and like omg, when i stood beside wing yee today, i realised that she was became taller! So cool!!

the day before today, which was yesterday, 10 july, we walked to singpost and we camped at the kfc there. After having the meal, then people started to mix the leftovers and the cloeslaw together, then we played 终极密码. the loser gets to eat the mixture. Next time,i will make a mental note to make sure that no one can zao. hehe, wing yee, next time,i will make you stay..........